Colombian Coffee – I Love Shakira! But, I Don’t Like Her Coffee! No need to research “Shakira coffee” as I was only kidding. Now, I love coffee, and I’m always on the lookout for new blends to try. So, when I heard that Colombian coffee was pretty good, I got excited. I mean, come on, READ MORE
Get Your Daily Dose of Goodness With Porder Café’s Costa Rica Coffee Blend
Porder Café’s Costa Rica Coffee Blend – Get Your Daily Dose! Going to coffee shops has become an integral part of our daily routine, especially for coffee lovers. What beats starting a day with the perfect cup of coffee? If you’re on the hunt for the best coffee blend, then you’re in for a treat. READ MORE
Whiskey Barrel Aged Coffee – I’m Not 100% Sold!
Whiskey Barrel Aged Coffee – I’m Not 100% Sold! I’m always on the lookout for unique and exciting coffee blends. So when I heard about Whiskey Barrel Aged Coffee, my curiosity got piqued. I mean, who doesn’t love the idea of combining two of our favorite beverages – coffee and whiskey? But before I give READ MORE
Cowboy Coffee Blend – Strong Enough for a Cowboy, But Not for Me
Cowboy Coffee Blend – Strong Enough for a Cowboy, But Not for Me As a coffee enthusiast, I love to try different blends and brews. Recently, I got the opportunity to taste the cowboy coffee blend. This dark medium roast coffee is known for its boldness, and as soon as I took the first sip, READ MORE
Breaking News – String Cheese Violator Arrested & Ridiculed!
String Cheese Violator Arrested & Ridiculed! Story By Dirk Cunningham In a world where the headlines only seem to report crime and violence, one story recently hit closer to home for me. A string cheese violator was arrested by Chief Patrol Agent, Mark Corona. As a fan of this tasty snack myself, I couldn’t help READ MORE
Mexican Coffee – The Official Porder Batrol Coffee Blend!
Mexican Coffee – The Official Porder Batrol Coffee Blend! What comes to your mind when you think about Mexico? Is it the spicy tacos, the sandy beaches, the vibrant culture, or the ancient Aztec pyramids? Well, as a coffee lover, I can tell you one thing that Mexico is equally famous for – its coffee! READ MORE
The Porder Café Launches Under the Watchful Eye of Chief Patrol Agent, Mark Corona
The Porder Café Launches Under the Watchful Eye of Chief Patrol Agent, Mark Corona From premium coffee to top-quality tea blends, The Porder Café has everything you need to satisfy your caffeine cravings. And what’s even better is that their coffee is roasted the same day it ships. That means you can expect nothing but READ MORE
Fox 10 Phoenix Investigates: What is the Porder Batrol?
Fox 10 Phoenix Investigates: What is the Porder Batrol? Recently, Fox 10 News caught up with Chief Porder Batrol agent, Mark Corona, to discuss the legalities of his job and what’s behind it all. During the interview with Fox 10 News reporter Marissa Sarbak, Mr. Corona shed light on the strict laws that govern Slowjamastan’s READ MORE
Chief Gets Detained and Handcuffed In An Unforgettable Encounter with San Bernardino Police
Chief Gets Detained and Handcuffed In An Unforgettable Encounter with San Bernardino Police Story By Dirk Cunningham Traveling from Slowjamastan to Riverside, California, for a routine training session, Chief Patrol Agent Mark Corona finds himself pulled over by local law enforcement. It became apparent that the officers were either unaware of the Republic of Slowjamastan READ MORE
Crocs Are Illegal In Slowjamastan
Slowjamastan Laws – We Mean Business! We say NO to Crocs! Those clunky, hole-filled clown shoes are strictly prohibited. Trust me; they’re a crime against fashion. Get caught wearing them, and you’ll face the ultimate punishment: four slaps to the face with a dirty croc. And if you still don’t learn your lesson, we will READ MORE