CONTACT CHIEF MARK CORONA

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Did you catch a croc-loving criminal in action? Witness a pet owner terrorizing their poor fur babies into wearing crocs? Spot someone committing the ultimate crime of putting their filthy feet on the dashboard? Or are you dying to talk to Chief Patrol Agent Mark Corona?

Well, fear not! You’ve stumbled upon the perfect place to spill the frijoles. Fill out the form and our
highly unpaid, yet surprisingly reliable agents will get back to you in a bit.
 
Chances are it’ll be straight from the Chief himself, we don’t actually have any agents on the payroll. But hey, at least it sounds official, right?

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