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Chief Mark Corona and Slowjamastanley are the dynamic duo of border security. They’re always keeping an eye out for pesky lawbreakers. Unfortunately, tragedy sometimes strikes whenever Slowjamastanley takes a coffee break. It’s not his fault though! Could it be mere coincidence? We can only hope that with your assistance our borders will stay safe at all times (including during snack time!).
Thank you for helping us keep Slowjamastan safe.