El Porder Batrol Mission Statement: Hoes In, Crocs Out!
Ijole! Looks like our Slowjamastan Chief Border Agent Mark Corona is being seen all over the U.S! Everyone’s got their cameras out and ready to capture el Porder Batrol in action. Keep your eyes peeled, because who knows, he might roll up next to you.
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Amigo O Enemigo?
Before unlocking all the mysteries and secrets, why not take a peep at these videos. Gain more insight into what you stumbled upon. Don’t have time for videos? No problema! Find out more about Chief Porder Agent, Mark Corona.
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What The Heck Is Slowjamastan?
Don’t worry, be happy because It is the worlds newest nation. And you know what? Esta chingon! If you ever have a chance to visit our beautiful country, please know that we have some very strict laws. For example; wearing Crocs is a huge violation. You will be arrested by Chief Mark Corona.
To learn more about our laws and government, visit Slowjamastan, now. We look forward to having you as a guest.
In 2023 Chief Mark Corona Has:
- Burned over 1,000 crocs
- Aprehended a leader of the Croc cartel.
- Arrested notorious croc smuggler, “La Peluca“.
- Slapped 50 people with a dirty croc for placing their feet (pies) on the dashboard of their car.
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