If you responded with enthusiasm, Chief Mark Corona is excited to review your application. Apply today!
Disclaimer: There are only two ways to join the growing Nation of the Slowjamastan community. You can simply apply to become a Citizen here, or you can pay your dues to society by joining the not-so-hardworking crack team, The Porder Batrol. Suit yourself.
Slapped 73 people with a dirty croc for placing their feet (pies) on the dashboard of their car.
But First; Let Me Take A Selfie!
Ijole! Looks like our Slowjamastan Chief Border Agent Mark Corona is being seen all over the U.S! Everyone’s got their cameras out and ready to capture el Porder Batrol in action. Keep your eyes peeled, because who knows, he might roll up next to you.
Watch as Mark Corona gets down and dirty, literally! Enjoy and share with your friends.
What The Heck Is Slowjamastan?
Don’t worry, be happy because It is the worlds newest nation. And you know what? Esta chingon! If you ever have a chance to visit our beautiful country, please know that we have some very strict laws. For example; wearing Crocs is a huge violation. You will be arrested by Chief Mark Corona.
To learn more about our laws and government, visit Slowjamastan, now. We look forward to having you as a guest.
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