Slowjamastan’s First Line of Defense Against Crocs

Chief Mark Corona of Porder Batrol aiming a colorful toy gun, with a patrol truck in the fiery desert backdrop of Slowjamastan.

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Croc Threat Level

Chief Mark Corona
Head of the Porder Batrol

Protector of the Border.
Defender of the Laws.
Highly unpaid public servant.

STATUS: ACTIVE
THREAT LEVEL: ELEVATED
CURRENT ASSIGNMENT:
Croc Enforcement

CLASSIFIED BORDER FOOTAGE

The border remains protected.
The citizens remain loyal.
And the Crocs remain banned.


Since 2021, Chief Mark Corona and the Porder Batrol have defended the Sovereign Nation of Slowjamastan from illegal footwear activity and threats to national stability.

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