OFFICIAL AGENT RECRUITMENT DIVISION
JOIN THE PORDER BATROL
Join The Official Porder Batrol
The Porder Batrol is actively recruiting agents dedicated to protecting the borders of Slowjamastan from Crocs violations, feet on the dashboard offenses, unauthorized speeders, and other threats to national stability.
No prior experience required.
Questionable judgment preferred.
THREAT LEVEL: NACHO EMERGENCY
Agent Orange
Deputized 1.12.24
Agent Hamza
Deputized 7.5.23
Agent Mango
Deputized 6.15.23
Agent Phantom
Deputized 6.10.23
Agent Cejas aka Eyebrows
Deputized 11.16.23
Agent Count
Deputized 11.1.25
Agent Dave Sandwadi
Deputized 6.23.23
Agent Beaner
Deputized 6.17.23
Agent Bose
Deputized 6.18.23
Agent Castro
Deputized 6.10.23
Agent Key
Deputized 8.5.23
Agent in Charge
Deputized 6.10.23
Agent Autism
Deputized 12.13.23
Agent Almanza
Deputized 6.18.23
Agent John
Deputized 6.12.23
Agent Nav
Deputized 7.23.23
Agent Rooster & Agent Peanut
Deputized 2.8.24
Agent Honky
Deputized 8.5.23
Agent Scruffy
Deputized 6.23.23
Agent Boots & K9-Skip
Deputized 6.17.23
Agent Taro
Deputized 2.5.24
Agent Cruiser
Deputized 6.17.23
Agent Bass
Deputized 11.10.23
Agent Coyote
Deputized 8.14.23
Agent Hawtlabba
Deputized 6.10.23
Agent Varifation
Deputized 12.13.23
Agent Barath
Deputized 6.18.23
Agent T.
Deputized 7.3.24
Agent Hassan
Deputized 8.27.23
Agent Gringo
Deputized 6.29.23
Agent La Guera
Deputized 6.8.23
Agent Strange
Deputized 11.21.23
Agent Incognito
Deputized 1.10.24
Agent J.E. Lucas
Deputized 12.23.23
Agent Desert Fox
Deputized 12.23.23
Agent Thunderbolt
Deputized 10.30.25
Agent Oracle
Deputized 8.8.24
Agent Cruiser
Deputized 6.7.23
Agent Secret
Deputized 9.6.23
Agent Perkins
Deputized 12.16.23
Agent Gobebic
Deputized 1.5.24
Agent Friend
Deputized 6.29.23
Agent Patrón
Deputized 6.29.23
Agent Bookuff
Deputized on 6.5.24
Agent Coltrane
Deputized 12.28.23