OFFICIAL AGENT RECRUITMENT DIVISION

OFFICIAL AGENT RECRUITMENT DIVISION

JOIN THE PORDER BATROL

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Join The Official Porder Batrol

The Porder Batrol is actively recruiting agents dedicated to protecting the borders of Slowjamastan from Crocs violations, feet on the dashboard offenses, unauthorized speeders, and other threats to national stability.

No prior experience required.
Questionable judgment preferred.

Agent Kuderski

Agent Kuderski
Agent Number: 000002

Agent Grandma
Agent Number: 000003

Agent Kielsmeier
Agent Number: 000004

Angeline Garcia

Agent Garcia
Agent Number: 000005

Abigail Hutchings

Agent Hutchings
Agent Number: 000006

Agent Hutchings
Agent Number: 000007

Coy Ritter

Agent Ritter
Agent Number: 000008

Agent Sakamoto
Agent Number: 000009

Lori Davis

Agent Davis
Agent Number: 000010

Agent Allen
Agent Number: 000011

Drew Sanford

Agent Sanford
Agent Number: 000012

Carol Freed

Agent Freed
Agent Number: 000013

Noah G

Agent G
Agent Number: 000014

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Agent Boughton
Agent Number: 000015

Emma

Agent Ludke
Agent Number: 000016

AaronForestry

Agent Forestry
Agent Number: 000017

Agent Edwards
Agent Number: 000018

Jeffrey Ring

Agent Ring
Agent Number: 000019

Agent Lewis
Agent Number: 000020

Matthew Gardner

Agent Gardner
Agent Number: 000021

Agent Allen
Agent Number: 000022

Seth Burnett

Agent Burnett
Agent Number: 000023

Zaccary Latus

Agent Latus
Agent Number: 000024

Agent Quick
Agent Number: 000025

Pascal Voogsgeerd

Agent Voogsgeerd
Agent Number: 000026

Charilla Sandstrom Conner

Agent Conner
Agent Number: 000027

Agent Smith
Agent Number: 000028

Trish Kydd

Agent Kydd
Agent Number: 000029

Brian Tomlinson

Agent Tomlinson
Agent Number: 000030

Anthony Kugler

Agent Kugler
Agent Number: 000031

Margarita Gordon

Agent Gordon
Agent Number: 000032

Margaret Gross

Agent Gross
Agent Number: 000033

Agent Ross
Agent Number: 000034

Paul Schultz

Agent Schultz
Agent Number: 000035

Don Gale

Agent Gale
Agent Number: 000036

Paul Laska

Agent Laska
Agent Number: 000037

Zachary Whitlow

Agent Whitlow
Agent Number: 000038

Agent Walker-Goldberg
Agent Number: 000039

Agent Fuchs
Agent Number: 000040

Agent King
Agent Number: 000041

Eddie Smith

Agent Smith
Agent Number: 000042

Travis Ayres

Agent Ayres
Agent Number: 000043

Agent Overson
Agent Number: 000044

Paulo Oliveira

Agent Oliveira
Agent Number: 000045

Chris Beck

Agent Beck
Agent Number: 000046

Mara Kore

Agent Kore
Agent Number: 000047

Cassandra Paquet

Agent Paquet
Agent Number: 000048

Alex de Laat

Agent de Laat
Agent Number: 000049

THREAT LEVEL: TACTICAL BEIGE