Slowjamastan’s Finest Croc Blockers!
Chief Mark Corona
Head Of The Porder Batrol
Think You Have What It Takes To Become One Of Us?
Agent Scruffy
Deputized 6.23.23
Agent Cejas aka Eyebrows
Deputized 11.16.23
Agent Bookuff
Deputized on 6.5.24
Agent Cruiser
Deputized 6.17.23
Agent Perkins
Deputized 12.16.23
Agent Key
Deputized 8.5.23
Agent Autism
Deputized 12.13.23
Agent La Guera
Deputized 6.8.23
Agent Gringo
Deputized 6.29.23
Agent Bass
Deputized 11.10.23
Agent Oracle
Deputized 8.8.24
Agent Secret
Deputized 9.6.23
Agent Friend
Deputized 6.29.23
Agent Beaner
Deputized 6.17.23
Agent Phantom
Deputized 6.10.23
Agent Orange
Deputized 1.12.24
Agent Incognito
Deputized 1.10.24
Agent Desert Fox
Deputized 12.23.23
Agent John
Deputized 6.12.23
Agent Hamza
Deputized 7.5.23
Agent Strange
Deputized 11.21.23
Agent Coltrane
Deputized 12.28.23
Agent Hassan
Deputized 8.27.23
Agent Bose
Deputized 6.18.23
Agent Dave Sandwadi
Deputized 6.23.23
Agent Taro
Deputized 2.5.24
Agent Boots & K9-Skip
Deputized 6.17.23
Agent Count
Deputized 11.1.25
Agent J.E. Lucas
Deputized 12.23.23
Agent Thunderbolt
Deputized 10.30.25
Agent Barath
Deputized 6.18.23
Agent Rooster & Agent Peanut
Deputized 2.8.24
Agent Coyote
Deputized 8.14.23
Agent Mango
Deputized 6.15.23
Agent Castro
Deputized 6.10.23
Agent Cruiser
Deputized 6.7.23
Agent Gobebic
Deputized 1.5.24
Agent Honky
Deputized 8.5.23
Agent Hawtlabba
Deputized 6.10.23
Agent T.
Deputized 7.3.24
Agent in Charge
Deputized 6.10.23
Agent Patrón
Deputized 6.29.23
Agent Nav
Deputized 7.23.23
Agent Varifation
Deputized 12.13.23
Agent Almanza
Deputized 6.18.23
We Salute Our Exclusive Community Of Porder Batrol Agents
Porder Batrol Agents are the dedicated backbone of our anti-croc efforts. Together, we take down croc criminals, string cheese violators and pies (feet) on the dashboard offenders.
Our agents uphold Slowjamastan's most essential laws, and we couldn't do it without them.
When it comes to upholding Slowjamastan’s toughest laws, these Porder Batrol Agents are the world’s most average! Sometimes eagle-eyed, other times sharp, but more importantly; Slowjamastan trained free labor. Only a dung beetle would dare to tangle with one of our agents. Interested in joining us? Apply here