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Porder Batrol Agents are the dedicated backbone of our anti-crime efforts. Together, we take down croc criminals, string cheese violators and pies (feet) on the dashboard offenders.

What Is Porder Batrol?

When it comes to upholding Slowjamastan’s toughest laws, these Porder Batrol Agents are the world’s most average! Sometimes eagle-eyed, other times sharp, but more importantly; Slowjamastan trained. Only a dung beetle would dare to tangle with one of our agents. Interested in joining us? Apply here

Meet Our Exclusive Community Of Porder Batrol Agents

Our agents uphold Slowjamastan's most essential laws, and we couldn't do it without them.