OFFICIAL AGENT RECRUITMENT DIVISION
JOIN THE PORDER BATROL
Join The Official Porder Batrol
The Porder Batrol is actively recruiting agents dedicated to protecting the borders of Slowjamastan from Crocs violations, feet on the dashboard offenses, unauthorized speeders, and other threats to national stability.
No prior experience required.
Questionable judgment preferred.
Agent Kuderski
Agent Number: 000002
Agent Grandma
Agent Number: 000003
Agent Kielsmeier
Agent Number: 000004
Agent Garcia
Agent Number: 000005
Agent Hutchings
Agent Number: 000006
Agent Hutchings
Agent Number: 000007
Agent Ritter
Agent Number: 000008
Agent Sakamoto
Agent Number: 000009
Agent Davis
Agent Number: 000010
Agent Allen
Agent Number: 000011
Agent Sanford
Agent Number: 000012
Agent Freed
Agent Number: 000013
Agent G
Agent Number: 000014
Agent Allen
Agent Number: 000011
Agent Sanford
Agent Number: 000012
Agent Freed
Agent Number: 000013