BREAKING: Leader Of The Croc Cartel Arrested After Border Crossing.
After a wild chase through Slowjamastan, the notorious leader of the Croc cartel was apprehended. On Saturday, Eagle-eyed Asst. Border Agent Slowjamastanley made the arrest. Chief Border Agent Mark Corona praised his work and added that: “Crocs are an abomination to humanity. Such heinous shoe monstrosities deserve all they get. Better watch your feet or you’ll wind up in jail with these creeps!“