Ghosting Is Now Under Investigation
EP. 01 — GHOSTING
Official Advisory Issued by Chief Mark Corona
Slowjamastan Porder Batrol
Tonight’s advisory addresses a growing pattern of suspicious emotional behavior known as ghosting. Citizens who disappear after showing strong romantic interest are now considered under investigation by the Slowjamastan Porder Batrol.
Chief Mark Corona and the Slowjamastan Porder Batrol are currently accepting official reports involving dangerous relationship behavior affecting citizens nationwide.
All reports remain confidential unless deemed extremely entertaining