The Official Porder Batrol Croc Violation Notice has been cleared for field deployment.
For too long, Croc violators have moved through civilized society without consequence.
Not anymore.
Issue an official Porder Batrol citation with your name to any person found wearing prohibited foam footwear. Hand it to them. Maintain eye contact. Do not debate the evidence. Walk/Run away knowing justice was served.
Fine: $0.00
Shame: Immeasurable.
Every citation reminds the violator of one simple rule:
REMOVE THE CROCS. REFLECT ON YOUR CHOICES.
Porder Batrol Agents receive the official enforcement discount.
Verified Porder Batrol Agent rate: $65/100 Tickets
Slowjamastani civilian rate: $75/100 Tickets
Choose your enforcement status below.