String Cheese Violator Arrested & Ridiculed! Story By Dirk Cunningham In a world where the headlines only seem to report crime and violence, one story recently hit closer to home for me. A string cheese violator was arrested by Chief Patrol Agent, Mark Corona. As a fan of this tasty snack myself, I couldn’t help READ MORE
Mexican Coffee – The Official Porder Batrol Coffee Blend!
Mexican Coffee – The Official Porder Batrol Coffee Blend! What comes to your mind when you think about Mexico? Is it the spicy tacos, the sandy beaches, the vibrant culture, or the ancient Aztec pyramids? Well, as a coffee lover, I can tell you one thing that Mexico is equally famous for – its coffee! READ MORE
Fox 10 Phoenix Investigates: What is the Porder Batrol?
Fox 10 Phoenix Investigates: What is the Porder Batrol? Recently, Fox 10 News caught up with Chief Porder Batrol agent, Mark Corona, to discuss the legalities of his job and what’s behind it all. During the interview with Fox 10 News reporter Marissa Sarbak, Mr. Corona shed light on the strict laws that govern Slowjamastan’s READ MORE
Chief Gets Detained and Handcuffed In An Unforgettable Encounter with San Bernardino Police
Chief Gets Detained and Handcuffed In An Unforgettable Encounter with San Bernardino Police Story By Dirk Cunningham Traveling from Slowjamastan to Riverside, California, for a routine training session, Chief Patrol Agent Mark Corona finds himself pulled over by local law enforcement. It became apparent that the officers were either unaware of the Republic of Slowjamastan READ MORE
Crocs Are Illegal In Slowjamastan
NO Crocs Allowed! | NO String Cheese Violators! | NO Feet On The Dashboard! Hell No! TO Crocs https://youtu.be/NHINlvTu7k0 Those clunky, hole-filled clown shoes are strictly prohibited. Trust me; they’re a crime against fashion. Get caught wearing them, and you’ll face the ultimate punishment: four slaps to the face with a dirty croc. And if READ MORE
BREAKING NEWS! – Porder Patrol Apprehends Notorious Croc Smuggler
Notorious Croc Smuggler Caught By Porder Batrol. Story By Dirk Cunningham Chief Border Agent, Mark Corona cracks down once again. A notorious croc smuggler known to the agency as “La Peluca” was caught this week. Watch the video for the full story https://youtu.be/odqFoSWLdVcStay tuned for more news. And, God bless the Republic of Slowjamastan. – READ MORE
Ready For An Epic Adventure? Play Slowjamastan Trivia, Now!
Ready to Play the Fun-Filled SlowJamastan Trivia Game? Ready to experience the wild, wacky world of Slowjamastan? Play this engaging, yet important Slowjamastan trivia game. We will take you on a fun-filled tour through our vibrant culture. The Sultan and myself, Chief Border Patrol Agent, wish you luck – May your feet never touch a READ MORE
The Porder Batrol In Action!
The Porder Batrol In Action! Watch Mark Corona in action! https://youtu.be/NHINlvTu7k0https://youtu.be/qWqGUsOSLashttps://youtu.be/27HGEon9uUIhttps://youtu.be/wgSN8cV5lfYhttps://youtu.be/AY9D6ZsriB0https://youtu.be/bSdoQUHhpTIhttps://youtu.be/ByxnFdBJZ0U Learn More About Slowjamastan. Watch These Videos https://youtu.be/Zio7KqEqxQwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dN5qaRJyRaQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZc564apZvE
Feet On the Dashboard Overwhelm Agents. Chief says “Disgusting crime.”
Feet On the Dashboard Overwhelm Agents. Chief says “Disgusting crime.” Story by Dirk Cunningham Despite the fact that one of the croc cartel leaders was arrested back in March, the chaos continues. While the Croc problem may be concerning, it seems the Slowjamastan Porder Batrol has a new threat to contend with – feet on READ MORE
BREAKING: Leader Of The Croc Cartel Arrested After Border Crossing
BREAKING: Leader Of The Croc Cartel Arrested After Border Crossing. Story by Dirk Cunningham After a wild chase through Slowjamastan, the notorious leader of the Croc cartel was apprehended. On Saturday, Eagle-eyed Asst. Border Agent Slowjamastanley made the arrest. Chief Border Agent Mark Corona praised his work and added that: “Crocs are an abomination to READ MORE