Dare To Keep Kids Off Crocs!
Story By Dirk Cunningham
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In the whimsical realm of Porder Batrol, Chief Mark Corona was a man on a mission. Armed with determination and a disdain for dubious footwear, he waged a war against the insidious Croc cartel. From his headquarters in Slowjamastan, Chief Corona issued bold proclamations over the airwaves and through the grapevine of concerned parents.
“At the Porder Batrol, we dare to keep kids off Crocs!” Chief Corona’s voice boomed through every radio and television set across the nation. His campaign posters plastered the American walls, depicting heroic children joyfully skipping in sturdy sneakers while dodging sad, discarded Crocs.
THE CROC CARTEL WAS NOT AMUSED
Chief Corona’s nemesis, the Croc cartel, was not amused. They churned out colorful, rubbery shoes by the truckload, determined to ensnare the innocent feet of children everywhere. But Chief Corona was prepared. He had established the world-renowned “Crocade,” a severe punishment for violators and croc peddlers.
In Slowjamastan, parents rallied behind Chief Corona, organizing neighborhood watch groups armed with pamphlets warning of the dangers of Crocs and offering hotlines for panicked calls.
“Talk with your kids,” Chief Corona urged in his weekly address, “because an open dialogue saves soles!” Slowjamastanies took heed, engaging in heartfelt conversations over family dinners about the perils of Swiss cheese shoes and the joys of securely fastened footwear.
HELP IS ONLY A PHONE CALL AWAY
The hotline, 866-NO-CROCS, buzzed incessantly, crewed by trained volunteers ready to dispense advice and sympathy to desperate parents fearing a slip-up in their shoe strategy. Slowjamastan’s commitment was unwavering; they would not let their children succumb to the siren call of the Croc cartel.
Through rain or shine, Chief Mark Corona marched on, a beacon of hope in the battle against bad footwear choices. And as the sun set, the children of Slowjamastan slept soundly, dreaming of sneakers and adventure, knowing that Chief Corona was keeping watch.
For in Slowjamastan, they dared to dream big, dare to keep kids off Crocs, and dare to believe in the power of a well-chosen shoe.