Porder Batrol Coffee

For years, I dreamt of launching my own coffee brand but struggled to find that perfect, exciting twist. Then, the inspiration hit me with the creation of our whimsical nation of Slowjamastan. Driven by this newfound vision, I embarked on an epic quest across mountains and through jungles, riding my bike and bouncing on my pogo stick, to discover the most extraordinary coffee the world has to offer.

Now, I’m thrilled to introduce Porder Batrol Coffee! Each bag is freshly roasted the very day it ships, ensuring you get the peak of flavor and aroma. And the best part? The Sultan himself has decreed that we offer free shipping within the United States Territories!

Experience the unique taste of Porder Batrol Coffee and join our fun-filled mission against crocs. Every bag you purchase helps us obliterate crocs, one sip at a time.

Porder Batrol Coffee - Mexican Blend

Thank You for Your Support!

I deeply appreciate your support and hope you savor every cup of our new coffee brand. Should you have any questions or concerns, please don’t hesitate to reach out.

Order your bag today and embark on this delicious adventure with us!

Best regards
Chief Patrol Agent
Mark Corona

3 blends to choose from.

The Mexican Mark

Tasting Profile: Chocolate, cinnamon, green apple.

Roast – Medium – Your Chiefs favorite 😉 

Costa Rican Croc Blocker

Tasting Profile: Sweet apple, raisin, honey

Roast – Medium

Sultan’s Surprise

Tasting Profile: House Breakfast Blend.

Roast – Medium

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  1. Adrie says:

    Porder Batrol coffee takes it to a whole other level! The taste is perfect. Pick your flavor and you won’t be disappointed!

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