Porder Batrol Coffee

If it's good enough for the Sultan, it's good enough for you!

What sets Porder Batrol Coffee apart? Well, nothing really.

We take pride in sourcing the absolute finest dirt from Slowjamastan, because, let’s face it, there’s no shortage of dirt here. And the best part? We roast our coffee beans in the back of the porder batrol truck during the scorching summer months. If you’ve been to Slowjamastan in the summer, you know what I’m talk’n about!

But wait, there’s more! Our coffee has received the prestigious nod of approval from the Sultan himself. Because if even the Sultan finds it acceptable, then it must be good enough. Either that, or it’s the fact he gets it for free. 

So, if you’re tired of the overhyped, pretentious coffee brands, well my friend, Porder Batrol Coffee is for you! Order up a bag and start enjoying some fresh roasted coffee the day it ships. Oh, I forgot to mention, the Sultan has approved free shipping within the United States Territories. What a guy!

3 blends to choose from. Hey, it's all we could afford. After all, we are a small nation

The Mexican Mark

Coffee - Mexico Blend

Tasting Profile: Chocolate, cinnamon, green apple.

Roast – Medium – Your Chiefs favorite 😉 

Costa Rican Croc Blocker

Tasting Profile: Sweet apple, raisin, honey

Roast – Medium

Sultan’s Surprise

Tasting Profile: House Breakfast Blend.

Roast – Medium

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