The following examination has been authorized by the Porder Batrol Citizen Readiness Division to determine whether applicants possess the minimum knowledge required to safely operate within the borders of Slowjamastan.

Applicants may be evaluated on:

• national laws
• emergency taco transport regulations
• Crocs awareness
• dashboard feet compliance
• emotional preparedness
• suspiciously specific national knowledge

Failure to pass may result in:

• temporary morale reduction
• increased questioning at checkpoints
• immediate side-eye from Chief Mark Corona