OFFICIAL CITIZEN READINESS EXAMINATION
EXAM CODE: CRE-20
STATUS: ACTIVE
CLEARANCE LEVEL: PUBLIC
The following examination has been authorized by the Porder Batrol Citizen Readiness Division to determine whether applicants possess the minimum knowledge required to safely operate within the borders of Slowjamastan.
Applicants may be evaluated on:
- national laws
- emergency taco transport regulations
- Crocs awareness
- dashboard feet compliance
- emotional preparedness
- suspiciously specific national knowledge
Failure to pass may result in:
- temporary morale reduction
- increased questioning at checkpoints
- immediate side-eye from Chief Mark Corona
Official Citizen Readiness Examination
The Porder Batrol takes which issue MOST seriously?
If your tacos become soggy due to slow driving, authorities may:
The proper way to consume string cheese is:
Under emergency transportation law, speeding is permitted only if:
The orange jacket is most associated with:
If approached by the Porder Batrol, citizens should:
Slowjamastan was founded primarily to promote:
What is the recommended dashboard foot position?
Feet on the Dashboard violations are considered:
The ultimate mission of the Porder Batrol is to:
Citizens are encouraged to report:
Official Border Updates are intended to:
What item most commonly raises suspicion at checkpoints?
Which activity is most likely to trigger an official morale inspection?
A Level 2 Crocs violation may result in:
According to Slowjamastani law, Crocs are:
The official currency of Slowjamastan is:
What is the official role of Chief Mark Corona?
The proper response to seeing Chief Mark Corona on 100 television screens simultaneously is:
A citizen experiencing “low morale” should:
Official Citizen Readiness Examination
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