National Regulations Of The Sovereign Nation Of Slowjamastan The following laws have been established to preserve national stability, public order, and acceptable footwear standards within the borders of Slowjamastan. NOTICE OFFICIAL LAW DIRECTORY CROCS PROHIBITION ACT Official Summary The wearing, promotion, or public display of Crocs within the Sovereign Nation of Slowjamastan is strictly prohibited READ MORE
OFFICIAL INTELLIGENCE SCREENING TEST
OFFICIAL INTELLIGENCE SCREENING TEST The following examination has been authorized by the Porder Batrol Intelligence Division to determine whether applicants possess the minimum knowledge required for safe public interaction within Slowjamastan. Failure to pass may result in: public embarrassment temporary morale reduction increased questioning at future checkpoints STATUS: ACTIVECLEARANCE LEVEL: PUBLICEXAM VERSION: PB-EX-01 [streamquiz id=”1″]
The Porder Batrol In Action!
The Porder Batrol In Action! Watch Mark Corona in action! https://youtu.be/NHINlvTu7k0https://youtu.be/qWqGUsOSLashttps://youtu.be/27HGEon9uUIhttps://youtu.be/wgSN8cV5lfYhttps://youtu.be/AY9D6ZsriB0https://youtu.be/bSdoQUHhpTIhttps://youtu.be/ByxnFdBJZ0U Learn More About Slowjamastan. Watch These Videos https://youtu.be/Zio7KqEqxQwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dN5qaRJyRaQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZc564apZvE
Feet On the Dashboard Overwhelm Agents. Chief says “Disgusting crime.”
Feet On the Dashboard Overwhelm Agents. Chief says “Disgusting crime.” Story by Dirk Cunningham Despite the fact that one of the croc cartel leaders was arrested back in March, the chaos continues. While the Croc problem may be concerning, it seems the Slowjamastan Porder Batrol has a new threat to contend with – feet on READ MORE
BREAKING: Leader Of The Croc Cartel Arrested After Border Crossing
BREAKING: Leader Of The Croc Cartel Arrested After Border Crossing. Story by Dirk Cunningham After a wild chase through Slowjamastan, the notorious leader of the Croc cartel was apprehended. On Saturday, Eagle-eyed Asst. Border Agent Slowjamastanley made the arrest. Chief Border Agent Mark Corona praised his work and added that: “Crocs are an abomination to READ MORE