OFFICIAL AGENT RECRUITMENT DIVISION
JOIN THE PORDER BATROL
Join The Official Porder Batrol
The Porder Batrol is actively recruiting agents dedicated to protecting the borders of Slowjamastan from Crocs violations, feet on the dashboard offenses, unauthorized speeders, and other threats to national stability.
No prior experience required.
Questionable judgment preferred.
Agent Beaner
Deputized 6.17.23
Agent Castro
Deputized 6.10.23
Agent Friend
Deputized 6.29.23
Agent Hamza
Deputized 7.5.23
Agent Almanza
Deputized 6.18.23
Agent Count
Deputized 11.1.25
Agent Hawtlabba
Deputized 6.10.23
Agent Cruiser
Deputized 6.17.23
Agent Rooster & Agent Peanut
Deputized 2.8.24
Agent Honky
Deputized 8.5.23
Agent Bass
Deputized 11.10.23
Agent Dave Sandwadi
Deputized 6.23.23
Agent John
Deputized 6.12.23
Agent Orange
Deputized 1.12.24
Agent Coyote
Deputized 8.14.23
Agent Secret
Deputized 9.6.23
Agent Mango
Deputized 6.15.23
Agent Boots & K9-Skip
Deputized 6.17.23
Agent Taro
Deputized 2.5.24
Agent Varifation
Deputized 12.13.23
Agent Hassan
Deputized 8.27.23
Agent Oracle
Deputized 8.8.24
Agent Scruffy
Deputized 6.23.23
Agent Patrón
Deputized 6.29.23
Agent Autism
Deputized 12.13.23
Agent La Guera
Deputized 6.8.23
Agent Coltrane
Deputized 12.28.23
Agent Gringo
Deputized 6.29.23
Agent Thunderbolt
Deputized 10.30.25
Agent Strange
Deputized 11.21.23
Agent Bookuff
Deputized on 6.5.24
Agent Cruiser
Deputized 6.7.23
Agent T.
Deputized 7.3.24
Agent Gobebic
Deputized 1.5.24
Agent Barath
Deputized 6.18.23
Agent J.E. Lucas
Deputized 12.23.23
Agent Incognito
Deputized 1.10.24
Agent in Charge
Deputized 6.10.23
Agent Nav
Deputized 7.23.23
Agent Key
Deputized 8.5.23
Agent Perkins
Deputized 12.16.23
Agent Cejas aka Eyebrows
Deputized 11.16.23
Agent Phantom
Deputized 6.10.23
Agent Desert Fox
Deputized 12.23.23
Agent Bose
Deputized 6.18.23