PORDER BATROL CITATION RECORD
STATUS
Violation Confirmed: Unauthorized Crocs Activity
YOUR OFFENSE
You were observed in public wearing footwear that has been deemed suspiciously comfortable, excessively ventilated, and completely unacceptable within Slowjamastan territory.
PENALTY:
$0 fine — this time.
REQUIRED ACTION:
Remove the Crocs, reflect on your choices, and report any additional Crocs sightings to the nearest Porder Batrol agent.
RIGHT TO APPEAL
If you believe this citation was issued in error, you may begin the appeal process below.
Porder Batrol protects the borders, the beaches, and the basic standards of footwear in the People’s Republic of Slowjamastan.