Rescue Mission

The Rescue Mission Of The Porder Batrol

Attention all animal lovers! Chief Patrol Agent Mark Corona is on a rescue mission to save us from the horror of crocs and to rescue animals from kill shelters. Join us in the fight against these ridiculous clown shoes and help us pair our furry friends with loving homes.

Mark Corona, proud pet parent of rescues Kringle, Cosmo, and Freddie, is leading the charge. Let’s protect animals and kick those crocs to the curb! Join us in this pawsome mission to protect and cherish our furry friends!

Did You Know?

Crocs are bad for all! We must protect ourselves from these wickedly evil pieces of footwear. Otherwise, you will face our stiff fines. Find out more about our laws.

Yep, Pepe Joined The Rescue Mission


Listen up! Even our furry buddies despise these devilish shoes. We gotta shield not just ourselves, but our precious pets too. It’s a whole animal protection mission, my friends!

The Porder Batrol Rescue Mission Will Be In Full Force, Soon.

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